Captain Morgan Tatoo

Tasted like flat Coke mixed with bad, dollar store cherry cough syrup. I couldn't finish the glass I poured. Captain Morgan is great, but this was a loser

Had this a long time ago and would not spend any money to try it again for rating purposes. I recall at the time not being sure what flavor they were going for here, I later read that it is supposed to be raspberry. Tasted to me sort of like flat rum and coke.

I really wasn't expecting how this tasted. This was dark in color and I thought it would be a dark rum with a bit of spice (like Goslings or Kraken) but I was wrong. The darkness of the liquid has to be coloring as I taste no additional molasses or caramel. Instead, it had a weird, black licorice/root beer flavor that (when combined with mediocre rum and rancid spice,) made for a very unpleasant drink. It's weird in all the wrong ways.

I would rather drink cough syrup. Try it straight and you will know what I am talking about. I can't give it away.

Friend says to me, "Hey, you like rum, try some of this." Well, I do indeed like rum, but this is not drinkable using any definition of rum. It smells like an infected wound, and it doesn't even taste as good as that. I can't imagine any situation where this would be an acceptable drink of choice. Gak.

It's like a mix of cough syrup and used motor oil. I'd pour it down the sink, but I doubt it's safe for septic systems, much less the surrounding vegetation. Whoever came up with this deserves to drown in it, or the vomit it's flavor induces.

Artificially flavored, 70 proof tripe. This “rum” is not even fit for mixing.